YOU WILL NEVER GUESS WHO I SPOTTED IN THE FAIL MOVIE TRAILER. 3 HINTS:
- STARTS WITH AN A
- ENDS WITH PPA
- IS A PALINDROME
- AND A BONUS CLUE BC IM IN A GOOD MOOD: http://www.ugo.com/movies/is-that-a-gian
t-sky-bison-hiding-in-the-last-airbender-a d
APPA FANGIRL SQUEEL
- Mood:
satisfied
Which is also when I realized that I ship H/Hr. Thats cool
~TurtleMoose
So I just saw New Moon with Olivia (my movie buddy!) and it...
SUCKED. ASS.
Don't get me wrong, I love Jake and all the Cullens except Edward and all the wolves and most of the villians (Aro made me crack up, but Dakota Fanning was pretty good.) and I am in love with Racheal Lefevre's hair, but I HATE KRISTEN STEWART AND ROBERT PATTINSON AND BELLA SWAN AND EDWARD BUT MOSTLY BELLA FUCKIN SWAN!
She is so AHHHHHH! I think I will rant later, but for now:
I typed "Bella Swan is a Mary Sue" into Google (actually, didn't have to. IT WAS ALREADY WRITTEN) and I found THIS:
http://italuv.deviantart.com/art/Thought
Also:
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4753510/1/St
There are 4, but that's the first HILARIOUS fanfic on Twilight and it's bullshit-ness.
Also, from Urban Dictionary:
Twilight Fangirl: I wish I was Bella Swan!
Sane Person: Why? You want to be a shallow, two-faced bitch?
Another great piece of rant:
http://anti-twilexicon.livejournal.com/9
In fact, that whole journal is great I especially love the summaries.
So, I hate Bella for numerous reasons. Rant to be posted later. It shall be a long one, no doubt.
~TurtleMoose
Well, not watching so much as looking up "reticulating splines" on the internet whilst (have you ever tried to pronnounce whilst? I dare you.) And so I was instead listening to the episode "The Storm" where Aang is all AANG-ry (harhar). I thought he should've seemed a lot more angry in the tone of his voice and all. So I looked over, and it looked all angry with the animation, but the voice alone sounds like a little kid. So, more proof of Aang's immiturity. Whereas ZUKO, I could totally see the AANG-st (harhar) and emotion when he saved the helmsman and didnt go after the avatar. Well, not SEE like you do, I relese a sonic wave from my mouth AHHHHHHHHH! There, I got a pretty good look at Angst!Zuko
Okay, I'll stop.
Hell, no I won't
On a side note: You should've seen my science notes today. We were studying cells and Robert Hooke so I kept writing it as Captain Hook Robert Hooke. Or Captain Robert. Then I was like "And Captain Robert and SIR ISAAC NEWTON were rivals cuz he was jealous that Newton had a cooler name and his had a slight Disney-aspect to it."
Yeah, I'm gonna rock this test. Or at least, My teacher will be amused. And SPEAKING OF AMUSING MY SCIENCE TEACHER, we had to write an essay on "good computer use" and I was bored with boring shit. So it was instead, incredibly awesome and sarcastic. Take THAT, science.
- Mood:
productive
Almost finished Lotf! I know,I'm a slow reader. They killed Simon, I bawled like a
Also, we made code names for my teachers!
Science- Gay Elvis
English- Drunk Zombie
Algebra- 'Lil Bitch
Algebra Student Teacer- Hobo Joe
And also, apparently I'm a hermit (crab?),my friends are a Turkey and a spider, the spider's bf is an emo emu, the turkey's bf is a gay hamster, a guy from camp i know is a bull-cow, and this other kid is a goat. Ah,inside jokes. Funnier to hear from the outside sometimes...
Also, I GOT A PUPPY! No, really. His name is Gryffin.
- Mood:
thirsty
I am almost officiall obsessed with lord of the flies. I'm reading the book, and Simon and Jack are possibly the greatest works of fiction ever. I've also seen the 1963 movie 3 times and the 1990 movie once....Um, obssessed much?
On the bright side, my English teacher couldn't be happier
P.S.-I'm not even reading it for school! I'm reading it out of my own. free-willed choice!
...Omi...OMi...Omigod.
School Starts Tomorrow
I-I-I don't think I can do it.
Or at least I don't wanna.
*CONFLICTION*
Sittin' on the couch watchin The Sound of Music...for the 3rd time since Friday, Damn ABC Family straight to hell.
Also, I'm dying to read the Kidnapped Series by Gordon Korman, the outstaning author of The-Only-Book-I-Ever-Enjoyed-Reading-In-S
I also wanna read Lord of the Flies like, really bad. Like, way too bad for such and old, classic, depressing book.
That's probablly because I play the Sims 2 Castaway Wii every spare second I get.
AND last but not least...I FINALLY found someone who expresses my pure hatred toward the shitty new movies that are spoiling my childhood books: http://www.videoupdates.net/2009/04/how-d
School starts on Tuesday,
---Me
- Location:Where do ya think
- Mood:
cranky - Music:The Sound of
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Oh, btw I'm back from O'Night Camp/Vacay
#1: Me, Olivia, SomeRandomFriendOfMine, and an Adult that looked like Spencer from iCarly were on a field trip. We got lost and were wandering thru a never ending creeptastic alley. Then we were stalked by a drunken hobo.
#2: Something was all wierd with DRACO MALFOY, who went to my school. I was looking around for him (why were there NO CLASSES AT ALL in my dream?) and I saw a brief glance of him sobbing in Pansy Parkinson's lap and the inside of his wrist was all bloody and disgusting.Suddenly, I'm downstairs a floor talking to my friend about what happened. Then I decided I had to help Draco Malfoy, whether I was gonna lecture him later or not. So I'm trying to get up the stairs to see what happened but everything seems to be getting in my way. Someone is choking on the stairs, so I run to my math teacher of all people, who is being a complete and udder bitchy pansy. So I was like "YOU KNOW WHAT? SOMEONE IS FUCKING CHOKI
And then I went to Malfoy aand there was blood all over so I start wiping it off his arm and I dont think Pansy or Malfoy saw me. Then I'm like "what happened?" and Malfoy saw me and freaked out but I'm like "it's okay, I wanna help,"
In short, I found out that Malfoy was a death eater an ha the tattoo. But then he didnt want the tattoo and so he tried to scrape the skin off or something? Idk how the Malfoy brain works. Then I'm like "So you didn't want to be a Death Eater anymore?" and Malfoy was like (lol, this is the funny part) "Hell, no! I wanna be a Death Eater. I just didn't want the tattoo. It cramps my style," an THAT, that RIGHT THERE is why crack is not a good idea before bed.
I blame myself for that one. That's what I get for reading HP till 11PM
DEAD. SERIOUS. I'm not making this shit up.
- Mood: creative
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