So I just saw New Moon with Olivia (my movie buddy!) and it...
SUCKED. ASS.
Don't get me wrong, I love Jake and all the Cullens except Edward and all the wolves and most of the villians (Aro made me crack up, but Dakota Fanning was pretty good.) and I am in love with Racheal Lefevre's hair, but I HATE KRISTEN STEWART AND ROBERT PATTINSON AND BELLA SWAN AND EDWARD BUT MOSTLY BELLA FUCKIN SWAN!
She is so AHHHHHH! I think I will rant later, but for now:
I typed "Bella Swan is a Mary Sue" into Google (actually, didn't have to. IT WAS ALREADY WRITTEN) and I found THIS:
http://italuv.deviantart.com/art/Thought
Also:
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4753510/1/St
There are 4, but that's the first HILARIOUS fanfic on Twilight and it's bullshit-ness.
Also, from Urban Dictionary:
Twilight Fangirl: I wish I was Bella Swan!
Sane Person: Why? You want to be a shallow, two-faced bitch?
Another great piece of rant:
http://anti-twilexicon.livejournal.com/9
In fact, that whole journal is great I especially love the summaries.
So, I hate Bella for numerous reasons. Rant to be posted later. It shall be a long one, no doubt.
~TurtleMoose
Well, not watching so much as looking up "reticulating splines" on the internet whilst (have you ever tried to pronnounce whilst? I dare you.) And so I was instead listening to the episode "The Storm" where Aang is all AANG-ry (harhar). I thought he should've seemed a lot more angry in the tone of his voice and all. So I looked over, and it looked all angry with the animation, but the voice alone sounds like a little kid. So, more proof of Aang's immiturity. Whereas ZUKO, I could totally see the AANG-st (harhar) and emotion when he saved the helmsman and didnt go after the avatar. Well, not SEE like you do, I relese a sonic wave from my mouth AHHHHHHHHH! There, I got a pretty good look at Angst!Zuko
Okay, I'll stop.
Hell, no I won't
On a side note: You should've seen my science notes today. We were studying cells and Robert Hooke so I kept writing it as Captain Hook Robert Hooke. Or Captain Robert. Then I was like "And Captain Robert and SIR ISAAC NEWTON were rivals cuz he was jealous that Newton had a cooler name and his had a slight Disney-aspect to it."
Yeah, I'm gonna rock this test. Or at least, My teacher will be amused. And SPEAKING OF AMUSING MY SCIENCE TEACHER, we had to write an essay on "good computer use" and I was bored with boring shit. So it was instead, incredibly awesome and sarcastic. Take THAT, science.
- Mood:
productive
Almost finished Lotf! I know,I'm a slow reader. They killed Simon, I bawled like a
Also, we made code names for my teachers!
Science- Gay Elvis
English- Drunk Zombie
Algebra- 'Lil Bitch
Algebra Student Teacer- Hobo Joe
And also, apparently I'm a hermit (crab?),my friends are a Turkey and a spider, the spider's bf is an emo emu, the turkey's bf is a gay hamster, a guy from camp i know is a bull-cow, and this other kid is a goat. Ah,inside jokes. Funnier to hear from the outside sometimes...
Also, I GOT A PUPPY! No, really. His name is Gryffin.
- Mood:
thirsty
I am almost officiall obsessed with lord of the flies. I'm reading the book, and Simon and Jack are possibly the greatest works of fiction ever. I've also seen the 1963 movie 3 times and the 1990 movie once....Um, obssessed much?
On the bright side, my English teacher couldn't be happier
P.S.-I'm not even reading it for school! I'm reading it out of my own. free-willed choice!
...Omi...OMi...Omigod.
School Starts Tomorrow
I-I-I don't think I can do it.
Or at least I don't wanna.
*CONFLICTION*
Sittin' on the couch watchin The Sound of Music...for the 3rd time since Friday, Damn ABC Family straight to hell.
Also, I'm dying to read the Kidnapped Series by Gordon Korman, the outstaning author of The-Only-Book-I-Ever-Enjoyed-Reading-In-S
I also wanna read Lord of the Flies like, really bad. Like, way too bad for such and old, classic, depressing book.
That's probablly because I play the Sims 2 Castaway Wii every spare second I get.
AND last but not least...I FINALLY found someone who expresses my pure hatred toward the shitty new movies that are spoiling my childhood books: http://www.videoupdates.net/2009/04/how-d
School starts on Tuesday,
---Me
- Location:Where do ya think
- Mood:
cranky - Music:The Sound of
If you ran the fortune cookie factory, what message would you make sure gets put in a cookie? Submitted By |
Oh, btw I'm back from O'Night Camp/Vacay
#1: Me, Olivia, SomeRandomFriendOfMine, and an Adult that looked like Spencer from iCarly were on a field trip. We got lost and were wandering thru a never ending creeptastic alley. Then we were stalked by a drunken hobo.
#2: Something was all wierd with DRACO MALFOY, who went to my school. I was looking around for him (why were there NO CLASSES AT ALL in my dream?) and I saw a brief glance of him sobbing in Pansy Parkinson's lap and the inside of his wrist was all bloody and disgusting.Suddenly, I'm downstairs a floor talking to my friend about what happened. Then I decided I had to help Draco Malfoy, whether I was gonna lecture him later or not. So I'm trying to get up the stairs to see what happened but everything seems to be getting in my way. Someone is choking on the stairs, so I run to my math teacher of all people, who is being a complete and udder bitchy pansy. So I was like "YOU KNOW WHAT? SOMEONE IS FUCKING CHOKI
And then I went to Malfoy aand there was blood all over so I start wiping it off his arm and I dont think Pansy or Malfoy saw me. Then I'm like "what happened?" and Malfoy saw me and freaked out but I'm like "it's okay, I wanna help,"
In short, I found out that Malfoy was a death eater an ha the tattoo. But then he didnt want the tattoo and so he tried to scrape the skin off or something? Idk how the Malfoy brain works. Then I'm like "So you didn't want to be a Death Eater anymore?" and Malfoy was like (lol, this is the funny part) "Hell, no! I wanna be a Death Eater. I just didn't want the tattoo. It cramps my style," an THAT, that RIGHT THERE is why crack is not a good idea before bed.
I blame myself for that one. That's what I get for reading HP till 11PM
DEAD. SERIOUS. I'm not making this shit up.
- Mood: creative
Alli: You look like your dad.
Braxton: Ya, I know.
Ryan: You're dad looks like Stephen
Braxton: Did you just insult my dad?
(during kickball)
Jake: I suck
Braxton: Nuh-uh. you caught Demitri's ball.
Alli: That's what she said.
(about CIT shirts)
Jake: This looks funny.
Dmitri: You're mom looks funny
Jake: You wish my mom looked funny.
I had another but I forget it. If I remember it later I'll post it.
Me and Jamie saw Up Sunday. We both adored it. Pixar knew they had expectations to live up to and did just that. As if the beautiful animation wasn't enough, the movie made me laugh and cry in the first ten minutes.
SPOILER ALERT! TURN BACK NOW! ENTER IF Y
The story revolves around Carl Fredrickson an, in a montage, showed his life. He started as an adventerous kid who looked up to a famous explorer. One day he meets Ellie, a girl who is basically the girl version of him. She has an adventure book saying she wants to go to Paradis Falls, where the explorer went to prove a skeleton without a head he brought back was a real bird-thing. They get married and lived a happy life. Eventually, they want a baby. Ellie is pregnant but loses the child. She is devestated, but Carl pulls out the adventure book and I'm going into waaaaaay too much detail here. they start saving up for the trip but have to keep cutting into the funds. Eventually, Ellie dies of ol age. Cue the tears. However, Carl swore he would take her to Paradise Falls.
Then comes Russell, a "wilderness explorer" (aka boy scout) .
I'm gonna speed this up:
- Carl's house sprouts balloons.
- Russell ends up on the porch.
- they land in paradise falls,but the house is across from the falls.
- they try to pull it across, but run into a bird and dug the dog who wants to take the bird prisoner.
- other dogs are after the bird, who know dug.
- they bring them to there "master," who is the explorer.
- carl tells russell he'll protect the bird, but the explorer wants it.
- funny fight scenes, cone of shame, lolz, etc.
- LA ENDE!
Okay, so it's more complex than that but i got bored typing. Can ya blame me, really? Avatar is on. Just see it. Dog lovers will especially love it, they really understand with dug. as in "SQUIRREL!" "POINT!" and "Ooh, throw the ball. Will you will you?Oooh, I will go get it. and bring it back!"
Beautiful! Bravo! Good movie, good movie. I think it's about 3rd on my Pixar list: - The Incredibles
- Ratatouille
- UP!
'Tis all fo now. SPeacial congrads to my Sim, Leah Adams; 4 Promotions in 8 days! She gets a Tikki Island vacay for that.
I thank God they're not Orthodox.
My friends have such short attention spans:
- Susan an Ryan went out...then Broke up.
- Ryan went out with Alexis.
- Susan went out with dumbass Dominick.
- Terrell went out with Jaime...for LITTERALLY 2 hours. Seriously, I'm not makin this chizz/shit up.
- Ryan & ALexis broke up
- Susan is still dating Dominick even tho he frenched her after about 4 HOURS of dating and she bitch!slapped him.
- Terrell and Jaime broke up.
- Terrell and Alexis are going out again.
This is why I don't date these morons.
I got Sims 3. It's a shitty whore.
Meme:
Azula
Zuko
Do you love this character?
Ya.
OF. COURSE!
What name/s do you call this character?
Azula or CrAzula
Zuko or Zuzu
What color do you assosciate with this character?
Blue like her lightning
Earth Kingdom Green...like his tea shop uniform.
What blood-type do you think this character is?
AB is like evil, right?
idk
Who do you ship this character with?
idk. Azula can't love, she just can't. But she and Toph re bonded by bichassery and awesomness so...
Azula and Sokka are ok.
Love Zuko/Azula as bro/sis.
Katara. Sometimes Suki. Or Azula as a bro/sis relationship.
WHat would you want to say to this character?
ALL HAIL MASTER AZULA!!! PLEASE HONOR ME W
*massive fangirl hug + big grin*
Which do you want to do with this character: shake hands, hug, or kiss?
I don't know. i'm looking for the get-out-alive option but I can't seem to locate it.
MAKE. OUT. That's all that needs to be said.
So ya, the 70's.
Random Fun Fact That's Kinda 70's Related Maybe Not Really A Little: We call Matt at school Fez so...lol.
- Mood:
blank
So i was watching Avatar pop-up edition, and there are all these cute little pop-up facts. Sounds pretty harmless, right? WRONG! I was watching
Me: LALALALALALALALALAAVATARWATCHWATCHLALALA
When suddenly...
Pop-up Avatar!fact: Zuko was originally supposed to be the love interest for Katara.
Me: *spit take* WTF?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! WH
Pop-up Avatar!fact O' Annoyances #2: Katara does love the bad boys.
Me: Ain't it the truth.
This is why I have given up on Avatar and moved on to the future...well, the past. I'm obssesed with Land of the Lost now. ZOMg that's like from the 70's
ZOMGZOMGZOMG!!!! UP CAME OUT 2DAY!!!!!!!
- Location:Tv Room. No kidding.
- Mood: Fuck the world.
- Music:"Ding Dong the witch is dead"
WEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
I got Sims 2 Bon Voyage and Apt Life! Now alls I need is Open 4 Buisness and Free Time! YAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!
More Notable-Not-So-Notable Quotes:
Dad: So we're going over grandparents' house Monday.
Me: Whyyyyyyy?
Dad: We're having a mixed grill with Buffalo Steak...
Me: mmmm
Dad: ...And lots of other tasty meat...
Me: mmmm
Dad:...And Pork wrapped in Bacon
Me: mm--Wait, what?
Dad: Pork wrapped in Bacon.
Me: No no no no no! You can't wrap pig in more pig!
Dad: Why not?
Me: I'm pretty sure it's, like, against the laws of gravity or something.
Dad: What? No it's not.
Me: MOOOOMMMMM! Is it against the laws of gravity?
Mom: No, I don't think so...
Me: OMIGOD! YES IT IS!
- Location:where do ya think?
- Mood:
goofy
I WANNA SEE UP SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BAD!
Also: Which one of my wonderful, lovely, devoted fans *sarcasm* wants to buy me a Komodo Dragon? I want one so BAD!
- Location:TV Room...it's as if my Compu lives here!
- Mood: creative
- Music:HP4 Background
Olivia: Oh! You got the glue to work!
Me: Naw, I took Tom's.
You had 2 be there. funny moment...
Terell (quoting AVatar): Would you say you and I have a ROCKY RELATIONSHIP? (ba da pshhhh)
lolz.
Ryan (trying to be an adult): Thomas! Didn't I go to laaw school with you? Ya know back in MY day...
Me (helping Terell make his ex jealous): It's over Terell! It's not me it's you!
Terell: I can change!
Me: No! And I cheated on you with Susan!
LOL. FUNNNY TIMEZ...i was jokin'
Terell (about susan): Yo! Midget Girl Wonder, get over here!
Ya know me and my friends are FFFUUUNNNNNNYYY!!! I'll do more l8r. let our creative juices get flowing.
Here is a really funny pic on deviant art I found recently. Say it with me...u know u wanna...LOL
( Spoiler for HP6 )
Also, PLUMBOBS ROOOOOOOOOOOCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKK!
FACE DA POWER!!!:
oooooh burn. u better buy a collar cuz u just got OWNED!- Location:blah
- Mood: crazy
- Music:meh
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